A Very Unhinged Summer Christmas Tale
The sun woke up angry
Santa has officially swapped his sleigh for plakkies.
Rudolph’s nose is glowing like it’s on high-beam mode
The elves are arguing about who finished the last iced coffee
And the Christmas tree is begging for shade
Meanwhile…
We’re smiling for no reason,
laughing at everything,
and pretending we’re still “focused”
Christmas is a few sleeps away,
summer is showing off,
and chaos has been formally approved
The end. Probably.
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